I like to make jokes about chickens. They are almost always fowl but if you think that I’m going to stop, you’re out of cluck.
Ian Sirota, Cherry Hill

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Mick Wieland, Berlin

What rock group has 4 men who can’t sing? Mount Rushmore.
Paul Frantz, Voorhees

So a guy walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head. The doctor says, “Can I help you?” The duck says, “Can you get this guy out of my butt?”
Bill Hughes, Stratford

What do you call it when a bunch of guys go boating? Bro-ing.
David Jastrow, Cherry Hill

Would you call a bird that is overly critical? A Mockingbird.
Bill Devine, Moorestown

Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they are afraid of the mouse.
Tom Kacerek, Bordentown

Why do cows wear bells? In case their horns don’t work.
Alan Tanner, Vineland

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Steve Pantec, Moorestown

Every time my daughter says, “I’ll call you later,” I say, “Just call me dad!” She cringes every time.
Adam Malan, Audubon

Never tell secrets near a cornfield. They’re all ears.
John Ivan, Moorestown

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Jack Shook, Mt. Holly

I would tell you my favorite dad joke, but it’s password-protected in my Dad-abase.
Todd Levy, Cherry Hill

Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in 3 different states: solid, liquid and gas.
Mark Williams, Haddonfield

When the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he wants his milk in a bag, he says, “No, just leave it in the carton.”
Sam Emmond, Cherry Hill