Why did the jungle cat get detention?
Because it was a cheetah!
Brynn Howarth, 10
Voorhees

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Jon Rossman, 8
Belmar

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Adam Kelcher, 11
Delran

I was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.
Sawyer Howarth, 9
Voorhees

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot!
Juniper Wilson, 9
Cherry Hill

Why did the poop cross the road?
Because the chicken stepped in it.
Maxwell Wilson, 4
Cherry Hill

What is a ghost’s favorite type of math problem?
Finding the scare root!
Siena Tompkins, 9
Haddonfield

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-berry ice-scream.
Todd Sautter, 12
Oaklyn

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Brandon Springer, 5
Voorhees

Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Cary Bloom, 14
Cherry Hill

Why did the cookie have to go to the hospital?
He was feeling crumby!
Jessie Kahn, 9
Burlington

What kind of car does a farmer drive in the summertime?
Corn-vertible!
Cory Billings, 8
Haddon Twp.

Why did the police baseball game?
He heard someone stole a base!
Sean Meltzer, 10
Glassboro

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender kicks him out, saying “We don’t take your kind here.”
The mushroom is like, “Why not? I’m a fun guy.”’
Ella Copus, 9
Voorhees

What kind of underwear do fish wear?
Alge-bras.
Luca Copus, 8
Voorhees

Where did the pencil go on vacation?
Pencil-vania
Leon Marinoff, 8
Voorhees

Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do it.
Chriss Ferry, 10
Swedesboro

What would you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Brody Feld, 8
Voorhees