One More Thing: Hey Kids, Tell us Your Best Joke

Why did the stadium get so hot? Because all the fans left.
Lyla Gealt, 5, Voorhees

Why does a duck have tail feathers? To cover its butt quack.
Evan Tierney, 11, Marlton

Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten.
Robby Keating, 8, Cherry Hill

Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Cary Bloom, 12, Cherry Hill

Why do you always bring a mushroom to a birthday party? Because he’s a fungi.
Cecilia Castle, 9, Somerdale

What kind of cheese is depressed? Blue cheese
Ben Sautter, 12, Cherry Hill

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Benny Sideman, 6, Cherry Hill

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Alysha Quinn, 11, Moorestown

Where do you learn to make banana splits? Sundae school.
Ava Palmer, 13, Audubon

Knock knock Who’s there? Ouchie Ouchie who? Fauci Ouchie
Ashley Hahn, 4, Cherry Hill

What kind of math do snowy owls like? Owlgebra David Kim, 10, Haddonfield What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Katie Travey, 8, Maple Shade

Knock knock. Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zanybody home?
Drew Pronke, 10, Moorestown

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she always runs away from the ball.
Dan Evans, 8, Cherry Hill

How do lions like their cheeseburgers cooked? Medium ROAR!
Kai Chow, 6, Voorhees

What does NASA stand for? “Not Another Spaceship Aaaahhhhhh!”
Cade Williams, 14, Moorestown

Why did Darth Vader dim his lights? He prefers it on the dark side.
Brody Feld, 6, Voorhees

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
Elle Kim, 10, Haddonfield

March 2021
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