What did one snowman say to the other?
“Hey, do you smell carrots?”
Joey, 5, Delran
What time does Serena Williams get to the U.S. Open?
Tennish.
Sasha, 19, Cherry Hill
Why isn’t a koala bear a real bear?
Because he doesn’t koala-fy.
Stella, 6, Delran
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow…
MOOOOO.
Evan, 5, Atco
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.
Josh, 22, Mount Laurel
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Catherine, 21, Delanco
What did the ocean say?
Nothing, he just waved.
Sadie, 12, Delran
What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
Emily, 8, Mount Laurel
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby.
Jonathan, 7, Riverton
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
Ryder, 9, Voorhees
I found the worst thesaurus in the world. Not only was it terrible, but it was terrible.
Helen, 14, Vineland
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty.
Madeline, 8, Collingswood
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Sabrina, 8, Medford
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
Owen, 6, Pitman
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Jamie, 20, Clayton
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite dessert?
A hop-sicle.
Henry, 5, Mount Holly
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Andy, 8, Ocean City
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A cat-astrophe.
Aidan, 10, Voorhees
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeño business.
Julia, 17, via Facebook
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
Kyle, 6, Egg Harbor
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Ben, 9, Collingswood
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Alex, 5, Southampton
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Sydney, 11, Marlton
Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Hailey, 12, Medford
