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What did one snowman say to the other?
“Hey, do you smell carrots?”
Joey, 5, Delran

What time does Serena Williams get to the U.S. Open?
Tennish.
Sasha, 19, Cherry Hill

Why isn’t a koala bear a real bear?
Because he doesn’t koala-fy.
Stella, 6, Delran

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow…
MOOOOO.
Evan, 5, Atco

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.
Josh, 22, Mount Laurel

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Catherine, 21, Delanco

What did the ocean say?
Nothing, he just waved.
Sadie, 12, Delran

What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
Emily, 8, Mount Laurel

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby.
Jonathan, 7, Riverton

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
Ryder, 9, Voorhees

I found the worst thesaurus in the world. Not only was it terrible, but it was terrible.
Helen, 14, Vineland

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty.
Madeline, 8, Collingswood

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Sabrina, 8, Medford

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
Owen, 6, Pitman

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Jamie, 20, Clayton

What’s a kangaroo’s favorite dessert?
A hop-sicle.
Henry, 5, Mount Holly

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Andy, 8, Ocean City

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A cat-astrophe.
Aidan, 10, Voorhees

What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeño business.
Julia, 17, via Facebook

Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
Kyle, 6, Egg Harbor

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Ben, 9, Collingswood

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Alex, 5, Southampton

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Sydney, 11, Marlton

Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Hailey, 12, Medford

December 2017
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